So I just got in from Jim's.
I was there with Erika, Monica, Jason, and then Sunil showed up.
He had The Silver Chair by CS Lewis, and he was smacking me upside the head with the spine of the book, causing me to put his keys in my pants (atop my penis) when he went to the restroom. Then Brittney showed up, which was good because it allowed us to see each other today.
But Sunil kept hitting me and the caffeine was gettting to me and so I felt nauseated and my head hurt (I think he gave me some sort of brain damage), so I wasn't good company, which tended to upset Brittney, which made bad juju at the table.
And I was already past curfew, so I wanted to go, but Monica/Erika begged me to stay. So I did for a while, but then I started feeling really not good so I decided to go home.
Sigh. Brittney was upset that she only got to see me for a little. Understandable; I felt the same way. But I also was upset that Sunil kind of killed the evening for me by fucking beating me. We ended on a kind of sour note.
So on the way home I called Sunil's phone and sang Fly Me to the Moon to Brittney.
Sigh. Tomorrow we're going to Waco to give my sister some furniture and have a Fourth of July picnic.
Now I'm going to go lie down, because I have a fucking headache and I want to dieish.
Meanwhile, check out this.
Cooper [23:57]
So we're having our house painted on the exterior. The painters are really cool guys. So they need someone to go pick up the paint they ordered. I figured, sure.
Greg (painter) calls in the order, and tells me it's under his name, Waikem.
So I'm turning from Wurzbach onto Blanco and my nose explodes. Blood everywhere, including all down the front of the fruity purple-and-pink aloha shirt I bought for my sister, which she gave back to me because it was too small, and which I wear much too often for my girlfriend or my mother. I almost crash the car a few times going down Blanco (luckily the paint store isn't very far), but I manage to pull in safely, then sit in the car for ten minutes or so waiting for the nosebleed to stop and wipe off my hands on all the old ATM receipts that I hadn't gotten around to cleaning out yet.
Meanwhile, I've forgotten that name--Wiseman? Willcomb?--so I have to go in and ask them to a) give me an order I don't know the name on b) put it on Greg's tab c) give me a receipt, all with blood down my throat, all over my shirt and pants, and a bunch up under my fingernails and in the cracks of my knuckles.
Other news: I got my USB card in the mail today. It's a four-port USB 2.0 PCMCIA card with full bus-power capability. So now instead of the factory-installed 1.1 USB port, I have 4 1.1 ports and 4 2.0 ports.
Hell yeah.
Back to cleaning my room/feeling nausteated from having swallowed all that blood. . .
Fuck, I hope the blood comes out of that shirt.
Cooper [15:49]
This morning Brittney and I went to fly kites at Oak Meadow Elementary. We stopped by Laura's house first (she was in her 'unmentionables' according to mom), then by Kovner's (he came with us to the school and stayed a while). The wind was mildly uncooperative. And it was hot. So we tied our kites to a tree and played on the swingset. Yay, swingsets.
Then we came home and I attempted to make a frozen-banana-and-strawberry smoothie for us, but the banana was too frozen, so it didn't blend nicely enough, and I didn't want to put very much milk in, just enough to make it a little creamy. So I tried to mash the fruit down in the blender with a plastic spoon. Yeah, that didn't work. Screwed up the blender, the spoon, the smoothie-to-be, the kitchen counter, my culinary pride, and my teeth.
But it didn't turn out that badly. And Brittney was amused to watch me.
Well.
Had another rehearsal with the Gadgets today. It was a bit more fun than yesterday, less hot. Perhaps it was because today, I brought Cicero the Space Monkey with me.
Apparently I've been selected the Sound Equipment Engineer. They have some nice stuff, but so far I guess it just hasn't been put to full employment.
We're playing at some place on Culebra on 16 July, opening for I Voted for Kodos.
Other news: I got my AP scores today--
5 US Government
5 Microeconomics
5 Biology
5 Calculus BC
5 Statistics
4 English Literature
4 Latin Literature
4 Comparative Government
4 Physics C (Mechanics)
3 Macroeconomics
Thoughts: Surprised a little about Biology. Expected maybe a 4. Annoyed with Latin Lit, though I know I made enough stupid mistakes that the score is fully understandable. I'll just never have the LTN 101 and LTN 102 marks on my transcript. . . boo hoo. Pissed at myself for English Lit, but also thinking it was a weird test. Surprised on CompGov and Physics, both of which were total bullshit anyway. And the 3 in Macro, well, it does mar my record, but it was a free test and I should have read more about interest rates.
Damn the interest rates! Full speed ahead!
But really, I think 63 hours is quite enough to have going into college.
Cooper [00:01]
I have a nametag with my name on it!
Oh, wait, that says 'Brittney'. Damn.
Damn!
;-Þ
Cooper [00:14]
So.
I'm in a ska band now. Just for the summer. The Go Go Gadgets. They're all right. Standard garage band stuff, I guess. We have a gig on 16 July. Details upcoming.
First rehearsal was today. In a garage.
A very rich garage. Damn, seriously.
And then I went to Pappadeaux, just to pop in and get a kiss, but Brittney was done, so we went to Jim's. Then Brittney did something silly as we were talking in the parking lot (don' remember what), and I slapped her face. She said it was really hot. This is weird, because I have serious power issues.
I mean, come on, a lot of fetishes are based on the male having power over the female. And that's just kind of icky. I mean, how you going to get off on controlling someone else? That's totally cheap.
But it really turned her on. So I guess maybe I'll have to do it again sometime. Once I get up the nerve.
She also told me to masturbate on the way home. Which I did. Came down Wurzbach from Blanco to NW Military.
Alex: that's fucking nasty
Alex: I wanna see!!
Well, I have a room to clean/pack up before Thursday.
Cooper [23:37]
Ha ha, now enetation works. I am a genius. That is all.
Cooper [08:45]
Well, I saw that enetation is effectively defunct, but apparently so is every other bit of commenting software/services out there. So I guess you don't get to leave comments. How highly unsatisfactory.
Cooper [01:13]
Harrumph.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
So, major events:
1. Found out my residence hall for MSU next year. Gilchrist Hall. W3rd.
2. STAR conference. Won two tickets to Sea World with my saxin' skizzills. And met a lot of cool people. That was cool. It was sad, because the conference is just such a retreat from the rest of the world--and going back home means the end of those peculiar relationships. *sigh* And like three or four girls fell in love with me, which bizzites for both parties.
3. Brittney graduated! This makes me very happy and proud. Like smiling ridiculously happy and proud. Like loving her forever and ever and ever happy and proud.
4. Sea World! Basically, a glorified public swimming pool.
5. Um, I've been working as the IT department for my dad's law practice. He fucks the computers up, and I remedy them. I only charge $15/hr, which is substantially lower than I could, but after all, he is my dad, right?
6. Gay sex is legal! Whoo hoo! Bust out the butt lube, fellows! But seriously, there will be a sodomy party at my house. Proceeds benefit the Democratic National Committee's Special Task Force to Clone Bill Clinton Before 2004. Be there or be. . . straight.
7. I've decided to buy a bounce house. For my saxophone. Seriously, folks, playing in a bounce house is like heroin, but fewer needles and less damage. Unless you take a tumble with your sax. In which case you might die. I wonder if bounce houses are UL rated. My dorm requires appliances be UL rated.
8. I got a cell phone. Give me a shoutout on AIM or an email, and I'll send you the number.
There are probably some things there I forgot. And a lot of details that skipped through die cracken. I'll post more frequently, I promise.
A parting thought:
Alex: Drew makes me cum. . .
Cooper [00:49]
